Monday, October 8, 2007

భారతంలో ఈ-మైల్ లాంటి టెక్నాలజి ఉంటే ఎలా ఉంటుంది - చిన్న ట్రై...

Spy (searching for the pandavas - in their 13th year - agnathavaas) to Dhuryodhana:

From: spy_1 spy_1@searchforpandavas.raw.hastina.bharat
To: Dhuryodhana.TheGreat dhur.TheGreat@royalpalace.hastina.bharat
Sent: almost end of dwapara
Sub: Progress in search for Pandavas

Hail to the Great, the one and only True Ruler of Hastina,

Sir, I have hacked into the Pandava_Yadava secure network servers, and have intercepted a mail from a valala@kitchens.viratapalace to TheDeciever@screwkauravas.yadavapalace.

The message was in 256 bit cypher, which we broke using the key "Pandavas in Aganatavas" using 8-bit block cyclic conversion techniques. *hoping to get his share of hard work recognized and rewards....*.

The message text is reproduced here for your perusal:

Dear Bro-in-law, By your advice, I've disposed of keechaka - using krishna as bait. [for those who are uninitiated - draupadi's actual name is krishna]. Hope we can keep this info confidential - till it's time to announce to the world of our true identities.

Hail the Great King to be,
With respects and due regards
-Spy_1

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From: Dhuryodhana.TheGreat dhur.TheGreat@royalpalace.hastina.bharat
To: DhustaChatustayam dusta.chatustayam@plotters.pandavadownfall.royalpalace
Sent: almost end of dwapara
Sub: meet after lunch

I've attached a mail from our spy searching for pandavas, looks like we atlast may have a lead.

Emergency meeting - War room - after lunch.
Be there - we need to discuss our action plan.

Matter is highly confidential - hence mailing you personally [Think, my secy is a spy for Bhisma - good help is scarce these days, need to talk to HR on this].

-Dhur

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War room --- Dhuryodhana, Dussaasana, Sakuni and Karna - meeting in progress

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Dhur: Do we have the satellite pics of the virata kitchens yet?
Dus : our MI (military intelligence) is working on it Bro.
Dhur: What do you make of the decoded message Mama?
Saks: My 2 cents nephew? - Only Bheema is capable of killing keechaka. This Valala appears to be either bheema or someone working for him. What with all these secure server sites coming up all over the place, it's becoming difficult to track. We should plan an attack on Virata, flush out if pandavas are hiding there.
Kar:
Dhur: okay - send out the minutes of the meeting, we will need to get bhisma and others also involved.

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From: Dussasana dussasana.grabAsaree@royalpalace.hastina.bharat
To: Army heads KauravaArmyHeads@hastina.bharat
CC: Bheesma TheGrandOldMan@pandavapakshapaati.royalpalace.hastina.bharat
Sent: almost end of dwapara
Sub: Operation - "Uttara Go Grahana"

All,
Operation "Uttara Go Grahana" has been planned and initiated.
The mail hall is the designated Ops Center.
Get your batallions ready and report to the Ops Center by O' seventeen hundred hours.

-Dus

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Rest of the story - I hope you guys know how it went.

5 comments:

  1. ultimate imagination skills - kOti dandaalu mahaprabho.

    I often feel that lot of us , current generation are too busy in our daily work schedules (or so we seem to think, make others think) that we neither ponder upon our great history and heritage / nor worry to make some history for future generations. Looks like you do both - keep those ideas flowing - great job mate!!

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  2. Idea adurs, Dhanni blog-gaa cheyyalanukovatam adurs and aa blog lo aa creative content marii adurs..... Good Job dude.

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  3. nang Uttaragograhanadh bagge vishya tilkobekaagiththu.......

    nimg goththa

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  4. hi! anonymous - I understand only a little bit of kannada...

    Do you want to know something about uttaragograhana?

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